The boy child is in the phase where he waves at everyone he sees. Well, he kinda just raises his hand and yells "HI!" or "BYE!" Everyone smiles at his undeniable cuteness and we move on. Things get tense real quick when your son gets a facial wound that looks like the mustache of well-known dictator.
I have brainstormed possible solutions to this problem but they all make me look crazy.
- I could tape his hands to his sides but then I look mean.
- I could put a ski mask on him to cover up the wound but that's not a widely worn accessory among infants who are not also robbers.
If you see us at the grocery store, just know the statements and opinions of our son do not represent those of his parents.